Looking for jokes about chocolate? This collection of funny Chocolate Jokes are clean and safe for people of all ages.
You'll find jokes about chocolate as well as chocolate candy jokes.
Chocolate Jokes for Kids
Q: What Valentine's Day candy is only for girls?
A: HER-SHE's Kisses.
Q: What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Q: What's the best part of Valentine's Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Q: What food is crazy about Valentine's Day chocolates?
A: A cocoa-nut.
Q: What was the French cat's favorite Valentine's Day dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse.
Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate.
A: A candy Baa.
Q: What did the M&M go to college?
A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Q: What do you call Stolen cocoa?
A: Hot chocolate.
Q: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
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